Let's get to the round-up then, shall we?
Mojo - gets the prize for coming in 'pre-first'
Smarmoofus - coming in second, with a little night music.
Farrago rocks the bronze with a half twisting gainer.
Dave to You started a blog JUST to write his story. That? Is awesome.
Dr. Err chimes in at precisely the right time.
Cravey's on target.
Don cheated (but I'm including his story here anyhow in case someone wants to help him get to a 500-word max) in a story of idle youth.
The Only Daughter serves up hot buttered wry.
Tiff picks last place this month.
Well done, people, and thanks.
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This month's picture prompt is courtesy of Deb Richardson, a Kentucky blogger, artist, book lover, and taker-of-this-picture:

What's it telling you? Tell us by 31 October in 500 words or less, won't you?.